Ever hear of a monokini?

monokini looks good to me

Wondering why so long between updates?  Well I have been doing some field research,  I took a little holiday time to an unnamed caribbean island.

If you have heard of monokini, give yourself a gold star!  Apparently it is THE fashion trend for 2007. A few young ladies I was chatting with at the pool bar at the resort I was staying at were wearing this style of suit.  I ran a quick Google search and found some information:

Its not quite a one-piece, but its not nearly a bikini, therefore carrying on the idea that less is more and that you don’t have to bare it all to get major sex appeal.

traditional monokini

This style is also referred to as “cut out”. To be candid, the top photo is a monokini style by Wicked Temptations – which produced unique monokinis.  The bottom photo is a more traditional monokini.

You can choose for yourself which style monokinis you prefer.  I know where my vote goes!  🙂

The holiday time was nice, it was good to get away from all the craziness of the world. Never fear, I am back on the job –  scouring the world for the best micro monokini and the best butts on the planet!

Scenery.

wicked weaselI was enjoying a documentary on the HDNetwork on the Dominican Republic.  One of the parts of the documentary made me chuckle.  The Dominicans were dumbfounded that tourists would travel from around the world to sit on the beach, during the hottest parts of the day.  Rather then sit outside in the sun, the natives were huddles up on shacks watching an old television.

Maybe if there were more girls wearing wicked weasel micro bikinis on the beaches, the Dominicans would stop watching so much TV and enjoy the Scenery!

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.  ~Uncle Bob

What are you thankful for?

michael jordan of assesThanksgiving 2007.  What the hell are you thankful for?

I personally have a lot to be thankful for.  The first thing I am thankful for is the brave troops of the US military! Their sacrifices have enabled us to have  the carefree life we do in the US.  They are the reason why we get to focus on who the next American Idol is going to be, or if  Jennie Garth will win dancing with the stars!!  I am also thankful for the leadership of General Petraeus.

I am thankful to an Susan for e-mailing me this photo of her and her friend.  Two perfect booties.  After staring at the photos for what seemed like hours, I noticed the Michael Jordan basketball jersey in the background.  I believe this is some kind of subliminal message. That these 2 girls fine butts framed perfectly in a micro bikini are the JORDAN of Bootys!!

So here is the game plan.  Next time you see a soldier, airman, Marine thank him or her for their service. Give them they respect they have earned.  Same goes for hot babes wearing these daring sexy micro bikinis.  Thank them for adding to the beauty and happiness of the world.  Give them the respect they deserve for having the confidence to wear such tiny swimwear!

Gem of a video. Bikinis and booty!

Let your eyes feast.  Do not hesitate to pop it full screen the quality is pretty nice for flash video.

Originally a friend send me this sexy micro bikini video on youtube.com  however someone flagged it for “inappropriate” material ( that is a discussion for another day).  Fortunately I found a copy of LiveLeak.com  which does not arbitrarily censor videos.

There are lots of great booty shots that are compliment with very small bikinis.  Nothing warms up a cool winter day like a HOT video.  Hopefully Teeny Bikini will release more videos like this soon.

Teeniest bikini. Another submission.

What a view. Teeniest bikiniThis blog, my passion has been paying dividends.  How you may ask?  Look at the magnificent photo to the left. Click on it to get the FULL view of the tiny bikini and perfect booty.  This is another submission from the beautiful Kelly.  She did not pass on the name of her friend, but the island is St. Maarten. I think I am falling in love.

It is so refreshing to find a young lady who is confident in her body and loves to wear the teeniest bikini possible.  It is inspirational.

Perspective. It is important.

tiny_bikini_big_boobs One of the little secrets of life is understanding the concept of perspective. Once you can train your brain to look at the world through other prisms you will be able to understand the world and people and thus control your future.

This lovely photo of this sexy brunette in a hot teeny tiny bikini is shot from an interesting perspective.

Perspective – Use It or Lose It. If you turned to this page, you’re forgetting that what is going on around you is not reality. Think about that. [Illusions] – Richard David Bach

World Class Booty!

World's best back side?Kristina Dimitrova is the 2007 World Backside Champion.

Via Yahoo News: BERLIN (AFP) – A Bulgarian woman and a Romanian man have the world’s best-looking bottoms, according to the jury of a backside beauty contest sponsored by a lingerie firm, a company spokeswoman said Thursday.Beyond a 10,000-euro (14,400-dollar) cash prize, Kristina Dimitrova, 19, and 24-year-old Andrei Andrei each won a modelling contract for the company’s next international advertising campaign as well as a year-long insurance policy for their rear ends in case of injury.

Some 15,000 people from 29 countries responded to a call by the European company Triumph to post photos of their backsides on the Internet three months ago.

great booty - world class

While she has a great booty, she is covering way to much of it.

I think the organizers of the competition should have required contestants to wear micro bikini bottoms.   That is the REAL test for the best bottom in the world.

Her booty is certainly juicy!

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