Merry Christmas from MicroBooty!


Merry Christmas Booty

Here is a little Christmas gift from Micro Booty.  Melissa sent these HUGE photos 2 weeks ago.  Instead of shrinking them a little, I am putting up the full high resolution so you can admire this PERFECT booty!!

I hope everyone has a great Christmas, and get all the things they asked Santa for.

As you can see from these photos of this perfect butt in a teeny micro bikini ( a wicked weasel bikini according to Melissa) Santa has already come early to my e-mail box!

Happy Perfect Booty Holiday

From the e-mail it seems there are many Micro Booty fans who live up North and in other COLD areas of the world.  Some have been covered with snow.  So this second photo of Melissa’s bountiful berrylicious booty, you should focus on the blue water, white sandy beach, and the warm sun.

Now starting singing:  Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful,
And since we’ve no place to go,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

It doesn’t show signs of Pausing,
And I’ve bought some corn for popping,
The lights are turned way down low,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

When we finally kiss goodnight,
How I’ll hate going out in the storm!
But if you’ll really hold me tight,
All the way home I’ll be warm.

The fire is slowly dying,
And, my dear, we’re still good-bying,
But as long as you love me so,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

China’s Itsy Bitsy Bikini Contest.

chinabikini.jpgMay you live in interesting times.  This Chinese proverb has come true in 2007!

Hot chicks wearing tiny bikinis parading around in China certainly qualifies for Interesting times.

For 54 years the Chinese Communists refused to allow any type of beauty contests.  The ban was lifted in 2002, and now the Chinese are crazy over these pageants.

missbikini.jpgLast Saturday Shanghai hosted the Miss Bikini International contest.  Miss China came in 5th.  The favorite Miss Brazil ( big surprise there) lost out to Miss Venezuela’s Lourdes Marquez.

So we here at Micro Booty want to give big shout outs to both the Chinese and Miss Marquez for furthering the causes of beauty, babes, bikinis and bootys!!

The founder of the Miss Bikini International contest is a 94 year old Chinese American names Charlie See.

You can see some of the video of the preliminaries here on youtube.

Which celebrity would you like to see beheaded? Jihad or not!

Jihad or notThis site is hilarious! unique spin on those “hot or not” sites.

If you are like me, you probably have wondered why the islamofascist do not behead the “pretty” people. Celebrities.

Beheading some bus driver, or an aid worker seems to work against their cause.  On this website, YOU can help vote.

Anyway, lets bring Democracy to Jihad, so go vote on who should be beheaded!  Michael Jackson, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Bono, Paris Hilton, they are all fair game here in this site.

Here is a snipit from the actual website:

Hey man! Which celebrity would YOU slaughter?


This website does not in any way endorse the kidnapping and beheading of “infidels”. Further, the creators of this site hold very dear to them, everyones Constitutional right to religious freedom and expression and respect everyones religious beliefs, whatever they may be. As such, we feel we are not in a position to judge, criticize or deter anyone when fulfilling their obligatory religious duties, which might include, from time to time, the occasional Fatwa, Jihad or slaughtering of infidels.

We would like to note that site is also not encouraging anyone (or group of people) of any particular race, creed or religion (*wink wink*) to go out and kidnap and behead people, nor are we critisizing the practice. However, if you are committed to that path, our hope is that at a minimum, we can assist you in making an educated choice in your slaughter and target a person, where instead of ending up with an aid worker, teacher or truck driver which may harm your cause in the international court of opinion, you are targeting a person, preferably an annoying celebrity, where even hardened critics as well as the public at large is likely to look at the gruesome Al Jazeera video and quietly think to themselves “well…ok… yeah, I kinda get that one”

Ever hear of a monokini?

monokini looks good to me

Wondering why so long between updates?  Well I have been doing some field research,  I took a little holiday time to an unnamed caribbean island.

If you have heard of monokini, give yourself a gold star!  Apparently it is THE fashion trend for 2007. A few young ladies I was chatting with at the pool bar at the resort I was staying at were wearing this style of suit.  I ran a quick Google search and found some information:

Its not quite a one-piece, but its not nearly a bikini, therefore carrying on the idea that less is more and that you don’t have to bare it all to get major sex appeal.

traditional monokini

This style is also referred to as “cut out”. To be candid, the top photo is a monokini style by Wicked Temptations – which produced unique monokinis.  The bottom photo is a more traditional monokini.

You can choose for yourself which style monokinis you prefer.  I know where my vote goes!  🙂

The holiday time was nice, it was good to get away from all the craziness of the world. Never fear, I am back on the job –  scouring the world for the best micro monokini and the best butts on the planet!