I have recently received a few questions about my inspiration for this blog. Well brothers and sisters, it is the majesty of the perfect ass, being frames by a tight, well placed micro bikini.  I still remember the feeling that went through my body when I first gazed at a tight booty framed by the an electric blue micro thong….  So accept this photo as prima facie evidence of my inspiration to put in so much perspiration into this blog! Remember what  Thomas Edison said, ” Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.”  So get to work on whatever inspires you!

I will leave you with a joke:  There once was a very rich man who was very ugly. No one ever wanted to sleep with him, so he decided to drive around in his limo until he found somebody. Soon, he spotted a passed-out bum on the street. He quickly ran out, screwed the bum in the ass, left him fifty bucks, and drove off.

A few hours later, the bum woke up, found the fifty bucks, bought a six-pack of Molson, drank them all, and passed out again.

The next day, the rich man returned, found the bum again passed out, screwed him in the ass, and left him a hundred bucks. Astonished by the money when he woke up, the bum bought two six-packs, drank them down, and passed out again.

The next day, the rich man did the same thing to the bum, but this time left him a hundred fifty bucks. When the bum woke up, he went to the store and bought a six-pack of Labatt’s.

“Labatt’s?” asked the store clerk. “You always buy Molson.”

“I know,” said the bum. “But Molson makes my ass hurt.”