{"id":46,"date":"2007-11-25T16:21:09","date_gmt":"2007-11-25T23:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/microbooty.com\/?p=46"},"modified":"2016-05-09T08:43:27","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T15:43:27","slug":"scenery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"Scenery."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/microbooty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/booty\/wickedweasel.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" title=\"wicked weasel\" src=\"http:\/\/microbooty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/booty\/.thumbs\/tn_wickedweasel.jpg\" alt=\"wicked weasel\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>I was enjoying a documentary on the HDNetwork on the <a title=\"Go visit. Thank me later!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.godominicanrepublic.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dominican Republic<\/a>.\u00a0 One of the parts of the documentary made me chuckle.\u00a0 The Dominicans were dumbfounded that tourists would travel from around the world to sit on the beach, during the hottest parts of the day.\u00a0 Rather then sit outside in the sun, the natives were huddles up on shacks watching an old television.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe if there were more girls wearing wicked weasel micro bikinis on the beaches, the Dominicans would stop watching so much TV and enjoy the Scenery!<\/p>\n<p>I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.\u00a0 ~Uncle Bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was enjoying a documentary on the HDNetwork on the Dominican Republic.\u00a0 One of the parts of the documentary made me chuckle.\u00a0 The Dominicans were dumbfounded that tourists would travel from around the world to sit on the beach, during the hottest parts of the day.\u00a0 Rather then sit outside in the sun, the natives &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/?p=46\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Scenery.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":118,"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}