{"id":45,"date":"2007-11-22T11:00:55","date_gmt":"2007-11-22T18:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/microbooty.com\/?p=45"},"modified":"2016-05-09T08:44:36","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T15:44:36","slug":"what-are-you-thankful-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"What are you thankful for?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/microbooty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/booty\/jordanofbutts.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" title=\"michael jordan of asses\" src=\"http:\/\/microbooty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/booty\/.thumbs\/tn_jordanofbutts.jpg\" alt=\"michael jordan of asses\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Thanksgiving 2007.\u00a0 What the hell are you thankful for?<\/p>\n<p>I personally have a lot to be thankful for.\u00a0 The first thing I am thankful for is the brave troops of the US military! Their sacrifices have enabled us to have\u00a0 the carefree life we do in the US.\u00a0 They are the reason why we get to focus on who the next American Idol is going to be, or if\u00a0 <a title=\"She would look nice in a micro bikini\" href=\"http:\/\/www.okmagazine.com\/news\/view\/1716\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jennie Garth will\u00c2\u00a0win dancing with the stars<\/a>!!\u00a0 I am also thankful for the leadership of <a title=\"The right man for a tough job.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/11212007\/postopinion\/opedcolumnists\/iraq__what_went_right_407604.htm?page=1\" target=\"_blank\">General Petraeus.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I am thankful to an Susan for e-mailing me this photo of her and her friend.\u00a0 Two perfect booties.\u00a0 After staring at the photos for what seemed like hours, I noticed the <a title=\"There is only one REAL King! MJ!\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Michael_Jordan\" target=\"_blank\">Michael Jordan basketball jersey <\/a>in the background.\u00a0 I believe this is some kind of subliminal message. That these 2 girls fine butts framed perfectly in a micro bikini are the JORDAN of Bootys!!<\/p>\n<p>So here is the game plan.\u00a0 Next time you see a soldier, airman, Marine thank him or her for their service. Give them they respect they have earned.\u00a0 Same goes for hot babes wearing these daring sexy micro bikinis.\u00a0 Thank them for adding to the beauty and happiness of the world.\u00a0 Give them the respect they deserve for having the confidence to wear such tiny swimwear!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanksgiving 2007.\u00a0 What the hell are you thankful for? I personally have a lot to be thankful for.\u00a0 The first thing I am thankful for is the brave troops of the US military! Their sacrifices have enabled us to have\u00a0 the carefree life we do in the US.\u00a0 They are the reason why we get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/?p=45\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">What are you thankful for?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":119,"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions\/119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microbooty.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}